Jack Shit- oh
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Jack Shit- oh
Guest Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:09 pm
For some time, many of us have wondered who is "Jack Shit"? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says "You don't know Jack Shit" Well, thx to my efforts u can now respond in an intellectual way:
Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O Shit, the owners of kneedeep n shit inc. In turn Jack Shit married No Shit. The couple had 6 children: Holy Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, & the twins Deep Shit & Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb Shit (a high school drop out).
After 15 years Jack and No Shit got divorced & she married Ted Sherlock - and became No Shit Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Shit-Happens. Bull Shit travelled the world & returned with an Italian bride, Pisa Shit.
So tell me now - you don't know Jack Shit!!!!
Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O Shit, the owners of kneedeep n shit inc. In turn Jack Shit married No Shit. The couple had 6 children: Holy Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, & the twins Deep Shit & Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb Shit (a high school drop out).
After 15 years Jack and No Shit got divorced & she married Ted Sherlock - and became No Shit Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Shit-Happens. Bull Shit travelled the world & returned with an Italian bride, Pisa Shit.
So tell me now - you don't know Jack Shit!!!!
Last edited by Snova on Sun Feb 14, 2010 12:39 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : too many shits)
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